jokes for retards
Married For Now
by sola_cola
"My fiancé is a high school student?"Sohee, an Omega drowning in debt, has two choices: marry a younger chaebol Alpha, or sell himself to an older yet violent loan shark Alpha.Ah, there's a third option, too."Should I just off myself or something?"***#omegaverse #dominantalpha #powerbottom #collegeromance #healing
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
For My King
by Matli_Unicorn
What would you do if you met a mysterious charming stranger, but could never fully see his face?That was the very predicament Cloud Belmont found himself in. It was unusual to find the spark one had been searching for, for so many years on Palace Grounds, but somehow they had found each other. Although this mysterious man knows everything about Cloud. Cloud has not even seen the face of the person he spends endless amounts of hours with. Follow Cloud’s journey on finding out who the man is and h…
Fighting For Eternity
by Sabin_Subedi_Fei
Check out: Crazy Monk Also Dual Cultivates?Check out: Sword Devil Also Dual Cultivates?Life is full of dangers in this world, only the strong have the right to raise their voice. A world filled with countless creatures, fighting for a single thing. How can a boy who walked out of the lowest region fight in such a hegemon with a sealed dantian? He who vows to kill the heavens learns about his true enemy, prepares the strongest War legion, and conquers the Universe. He holds the system, condenses …
Only For You
by Bellamerce
"Do you believe in destiny? I think i am looking at mine."*All Alaia Crowe ever wanted in life was for her family to be happy and to not have to worry about money all the time. But because of her blindness, there was not so much she could do to help. So when an opportunity to 'fix' things comes along, though unsure of what she is getting into, she agrees to marry her father's billionaire boss. Anything for her family. After all, it's only for a year. But soon after, she realises nothing is ever…
Anything For You
by Phoenix
Emerald Azure, an aloof werewolf, Alpha of CRESCENT MOON pack who is not blessed with a Destined Mate by Moon Goddess happens to cross his ways with Scarlet Lozenge, a normal human girl only to get surprised learning her true identity and falling for her deeply, even after cutting the knots of deadly Blood pact and enjoys his love life after centuries, but things take a different turn with the entry of Dankein Cosh, king of Dream-Catchers who happens to be entangled with both Scarlet and Emerald…
Trapped for Eternity
by prada_murthy
Currently on hold. "Where do you think you are running off to?" Alastair asked with an evil smirk on his face. "I-I..." Samantha stuttered, trying to come up with an answer and not daring to meet the King in the eye."Take your time, my dear. We have all the time in the world.""I want to go.""And where do you want to go?""Home.""Oh, Samantha darling. Let's get one thing straight. This is your home now and you are not going anywhere, not when I am here.""But I do not want to hurt you again, Alasta…
Searching for Andromeda
by Chainslock
- Hiatus! Coming back this 2024 -Ephraim, or as called by his colleagues, Raim, is an archeologist. Upon his commencement, he was stationed with a task force consisting of a researcher, a biologist, a doctor, and a former sergeant-in-arms; their team entrusted with a duty to examine the desolated LAB of an abandoned former space station: ANDROMEDA. As a man of science, he knew what his weakness was: curiosity. Upon entering the premises of ANDROMEDA, Raim discovers that succumbing to his desires…
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
Novel of Jokes
by DtjiSoftware_Dev
This novel contains jokes. One chapter refers to one joke.
Husband for rent
by leejhen
Nalzen Villarreal is the epitome of beauty. Behind that beautiful face is a darker side of her. She is a spoiled brat daughter, from a rich family. When both of her parents died. She was surprised by their last will and testament. Stating that she needs to get married in order to inherit their Company.Her boyfriend Nathan is not yet ready to Marry her. Then she found the perfect Husband for Rent that will turn her life upside down… Aaron Montgomery turned out to be the most famous International …
jokes of the day
by funnyjokes2090
making you smile is top priority, smile always.
Daily Dark Jokes ....
by DarkClowns
Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them
Back for Her
by Ariesstarzwriter
Everyone knew that Damon and Sky were best friends.But to Damon, she was his Baby girl. Always would be.Skylar's heart broke when Damon left for the army for 5 long years. But now he is back and he is Back for her. Sneak Peek" He was my first kiss, Damon, I can do whatever the hell I want"I shout angrily at him. My back was suddenly pinned to the wall, his fingers against the base of my throat." you and I both know that I was your first kiss baby girl, don't you ever forget that" he snarled angr…